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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Fuck you want?" I saw him before he saw me.I was like, "Shit, I sucked his dick." You...

Fuck you want?" I saw him before he saw me.
I was like, "Shit, I sucked his dick." You know, like, I was...
"Oh, my God!" Because, for a dyke, when you see old dicks you sucked,
they're like hauntings, you know?

Full Transcript

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Fuck you want?"
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I saw him before he saw me. I was like, "Shit, I sucked his dick."
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You know, like, I was... "Oh, my God!" Because, for a dyke,
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when you see old dicks you sucked, they're like hauntings, you know?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?&quo...
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I know, I know, I know." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I...
I was like, "I don't like this at all." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I was like, "I don't like this at all."
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this...
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction?
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know it. It's possible. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know ...
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitch!" I was like, "Really? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitc...
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I liked dick." I did. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I ...
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don't like it like they like it," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don&#...
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet....
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. You can't-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. Yo...
You'll fucking get there." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You'll fucking get there."
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin' world. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin&...
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, like, fly and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, ...
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black dykes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black d...
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like, "No." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like,...
I don't do that. I'm not with that." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't do that. I'm not with that."
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to,
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate."
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlan...