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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Get on the goddamn news, say, "Hey, people, I'm about to fuck aroundin space. Don't be...

Get on the goddamn news, say, "Hey, people, I'm about to fuck around
in space. Don't be alarmed." This nigga just went.
We thought it was aliens

Full Transcript

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Get on the goddamn news, say,
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"Hey, people, I'm about to fuck around in space. Don't be alarmed."
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This nigga just went. We thought it was aliens.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:33
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
"Is it aliens?" "No, just Elon doin' donuts in the sky." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
"Is it aliens?" "No, just Elon doin' don...
[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[applauding]
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughing]
I know y'all still confused. Look at him. "What are you talkin' about?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I know y'all still confused. Look at him. "What ar...
So you're like, "No one's gettin' hung, and we ain't beatin' nobody. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
So you're like, "No one's gettin' hung, ...
I work next to a black guy, and he has a car, so... equality." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I work next to a black guy, and he has a car, so... equality...
[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[applauding]
'Cause while you're sleepin', you're dreamin' about buyin' Mars, nigga! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause while you're sleepin', you're dre...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs]
I thought about havin' all the money. I thought, "If I get all the money, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
I thought about havin' all the money. I thought, "...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
[laughing]
You get to the place you're supposed to be, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You get to the place you're supposed to be,
We've never seen any of this shit before. Let's just try to be cool," right? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We've never seen any of this shit before. Let's ju...
Which is new shit for me, 'cause I'm a grown-up, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Which is new shit for me, 'cause I'm a grown-up,
I used to be able to travel like this. "Let's sleep all day - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I used to be able to travel like this. "Let's slee...
We get to London, I'm like, "We still got some time, let's go to a fuckin' museum." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
We get to London, I'm like, "We still got some tim...
But we're not that old, so we took mushrooms first, 'cause, yeah... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
But we're not that old, so we took mushrooms first, �...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[laughs]
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do...
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:23
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit...