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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Goofy ass." So we're sittin' in the seat,and we're arguin', and then she's like, "What the...

Goofy ass." So we're sittin' in the seat,
and we're arguin', and then she's like, "What the fuck
are you so afraid of, you scaredy bitch?

Full Transcript

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Goofy ass."
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So we're sittin' in the seat, and we're arguin',
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and then she's like, "What the fuck are you so afraid of, you scaredy bitch?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:03
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Are you on your period?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Are you on your period?"
[yells] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[yells]
I balled my fist up and punched the wall, and then I just hurt my hand real bad. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I balled my fist up and punched the wall, and then I just hu...
Nothin' happened. So I was like, "Let me chill." So I was just like, "Aaah! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Nothin' happened. So I was like, "Let me chill.&qu...
What to do? Aaaah!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
What to do? Aaaah!"
I was like, "I'm afraid to die!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I was like, "I'm afraid to die!"
[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[applauding]
Actually, death is inevitable, I know it's gonna happen. I'm not afraid to die." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Actually, death is inevitable, I know it's gonna happen...
I think about bein' that one asshole floatin' on a piece of wing... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I think about bein' that one asshole floatin' on a...
In the middle of the ocean way more than I think about death. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
In the middle of the ocean way more than I think about death...
On some Life Of Pi shit. "Just live, nigga." No! That's trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
On some Life Of Pi shit. "Just live, nigga." No! T...
If someone says, "I'm a survivor," they're fucked up a bit. They ain't clean. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If someone says, "I'm a survivor," they'...
I survive a plane crash, now my arm's lopsided like this forever. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I survive a plane crash, now my arm's lopsided like thi...
Forever, I just gotta be like this when I talk to people. That's trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Forever, I just gotta be like this when I talk to people. Th...
I can't pick nothin' up, forever. I can't grip with it, I can't grab shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I can't pick nothin' up, forever. I can't gri...
Or I float on a deserted island, and then it's just like, "Fight for your life!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
Or I float on a deserted island, and then it's just lik...
I don't give a fuck about life enough to fight for it, for real. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I don't give a fuck about life enough to fight for it, ...
Like, every time I watch Cast Away, I'm like, "Nigga, just be dead! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, every time I watch Cast Away, I'm like, "Nig...
This is ridiculous!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
This is ridiculous!"
Like, y'all preparin' for some shit but y'all won't tell us what it is. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, y'all preparin' for some shit but y'all...