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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" Duh, bitch! How the fuckyou think you get...

"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" Duh, bitch! How the fuck
you think you get 99-cent meat?

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"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!"
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Duh, bitch! How the fuck you think you get 99-cent meat?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:11
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "Oh, we in the history books." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "...
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House,
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[cheering, applauding]
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been presidential. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been...
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason.
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the black-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the b...
They my friends. Let 'em out." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
They my friends. Let 'em out."
He killed a general of another country - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
He killed a general of another country
Killed this man, and first of all, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Killed this man, and first of all,
I don't like that motherfucker." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't like that motherfucker."
I got somethin' for his ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I got somethin' for his ass."
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nigga head." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nig...
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain."
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that,
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news.
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the Oval, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the O...
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's right, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's righ...
President out. America's the best." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
President out. America's the best."
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]