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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I didn't see no dicks,but I've been hit by a dick before." -- Whoo!

I didn't see no dicks,
but I've been hit by a dick before." -[laughs]
-[woman] Whoo!

Full Transcript

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I didn't see no dicks, but I've been hit by a dick before."
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-[laughs] -[woman] Whoo!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:48
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was crazy, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was cra...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to manipulate situations - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to mani...
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women...
The most empowering thing is to know even in the dire straits, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
The most empowering thing is to know even in the dire strait...
You can always choose, and sometimes choosing to say "Fuck you" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
You can always choose, and sometimes choosing to say "F...
-[applauding] -And if we don't pass that down - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
-[applauding] -And if we don't pass that down
It's weird. So I had to stop-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's weird. So I had to stop--
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this."
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she could beat that nigga's ass. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she ...
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applaudi...
The end of that blog should've been, "Then I punched that dumb nigga in the face... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
The end of that blog should've been, "Then I punch...
And left his goddamn apartment." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And left his goddamn apartment."
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a 5′5″ Indian nigga. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a...
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't never heard this statement. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't...
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[cheering]
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but white women... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but wh...
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding]
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it's a brand of feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it'...
You can't be about all women, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You can't be about all women,