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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I don't do that. I'm not with that." We had one black dyke,and that bitch was on crack

I don't do that. I'm not with that." We had one black dyke,
and that bitch was on crack

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.835
I don't do that. I'm not with that."
00:00:04.337 --> 00:00:07.089
We had one black dyke, and that bitch was on crack.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:10
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to,
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate."
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlan...
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking these dicks and balls." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking th...
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they said they like it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they s...
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuck I'm doing. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuc...
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy."
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there's downsides to that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there'...
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fucking since, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fuck...
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't care about this pussy anymore." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't...
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it...
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was packing, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was pack...
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move,
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
[laughs]
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell."
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I goddamn roll. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I g...
Hell's wrong with you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Hell's wrong with you?"
"Mm." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
"Mm."
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their favorite shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their...