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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I got somethin' for his ass." Confused Iran so much, they put 80 milon his head. They...

I got somethin' for his ass." Confused Iran so much, they put 80 mil
on his head. They didn't know what to do

Full Transcript

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I got somethin' for his ass."
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Confused Iran so much, they put 80 mil on his head. They didn't know what to do.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:08
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nigga head." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nig...
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain."
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that,
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news.
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the Oval, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the O...
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's right, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's righ...
President out. America's the best." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
President out. America's the best."
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]
Very early, we brought him a serious prob-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Very early, we brought him a serious prob--
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?"
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- that's what I always say. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- th...
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is all fucked up, still. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is al...
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, Christmas... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, C...
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we'll celebrate the holidays again - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we&...
Right now, she's not workin', right? And when I met my girl, she all the-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Right now, she's not workin', right? And when I me...
I was broke. She made a lot of money. But now, it's the opposite. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I was broke. She made a lot of money. But now, it's the...
What the fuck am I gonna do a holiday with you for? It's not fair. It's not equal. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
What the fuck am I gonna do a holiday with you for? It'...
We're not having equal transactions, like two adults should. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We're not having equal transactions, like two adults sh...
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fucking gift - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fuc...