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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I just thought,"I ain't found the right dick yet." They'd be like, "When youfeel it in...

I just thought,
"I ain't found the right dick yet." They'd be like, "When you
feel it in your stomach..." I was like, "Ooh, that's my least
favorite part, when you

Full Transcript

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I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet."
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They'd be like, "When you feel it in your stomach..."
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I was like, "Ooh, that's my least favorite part, when you...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:15
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. You can't-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. Yo...
You'll fucking get there." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You'll fucking get there."
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin' world. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin&...
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, like, fly and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, ...
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black dykes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black d...
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like, "No." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like,...
I don't do that. I'm not with that." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't do that. I'm not with that."
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to,
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate."
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlan...
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking these dicks and balls." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking th...
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they said they like it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they s...
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuck I'm doing. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuc...
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy."
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there's downsides to that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there'...
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fucking since, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fuck...
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't care about this pussy anymore." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't...
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it...
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was packing, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was pack...
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move,