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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I was like, "I don't like this at all." Then he said the dumbest thing to me

I was like, "I don't like this at all." Then he said the dumbest thing to me

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I was like, "I don't like this at all."
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Then he said the dumbest thing to me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:28
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this...
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction?
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know it. It's possible. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know ...
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitch!" I was like, "Really? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitc...
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I liked dick." I did. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I ...
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don't like it like they like it," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don&#...
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet....
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. You can't-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. Yo...
You'll fucking get there." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You'll fucking get there."
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin' world. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin&...
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, like, fly and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, ...
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black dykes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black d...
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like, "No." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like,...
I don't do that. I'm not with that." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't do that. I'm not with that."
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to,
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate."
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlan...
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking these dicks and balls." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking th...
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they said they like it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they s...
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuck I'm doing. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuc...