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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I said, "Babe, did you hear that?"She's like, "Yeah, go check." "Bitch, why me?

I said, "Babe, did you hear that?"
She's like, "Yeah, go check." "Bitch, why me?

Full Transcript

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I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like, "Yeah, go check."
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"Bitch, why me?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:24
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go check. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go ch...
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at the end of the day. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at t...
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the rent." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the ...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughing]
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering]
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
[chuckles] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[chuckles]
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions about the world, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions ab...
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at the TV. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at th...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
[laughs]
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don't know what he's on. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don...
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "Yeah, fuck that, do it all!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "...
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "It's so great." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "...
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:21
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing."...
I hate that little fuckin' girl, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I hate that little fuckin' girl,
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause she annoying, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause s...
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch.
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn't have. It's dope. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn'...
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitch, we get it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitc...
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin' it that's fuckin' trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin�...