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I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit right
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I'ma be bad, 'cause no one--no one does this shit right

I'ma be bad, 'cause no one--
no one does this shit right

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I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit right.
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5 seconds
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19
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:50
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parents, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parent...
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you kno...
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they thought they were keeping you - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they though...
They were trying to have those late-night conversations, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They were trying to have those late-night conversations,
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's asleep at 10:30, you idiot. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's...
They're like, "Now's the time to talk about it. Get down to the bottom of shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
They're like, "Now's the time to talk about i...
"How are we gonna pay this?" "Your mother sucks!" "What is my house? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
"How are we gonna pay this?" "Your mother suc...
I can't trust anyone in this motherfucker." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I can't trust anyone in this motherfucker."
That's the problem. Don't lie. Stop coming like you got everything-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That's the problem. Don't lie. Stop coming like yo...
Sometimes, I'm not gonna be able to, so look out for yourself, little nigga. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Sometimes, I'm not gonna be able to, so look out for yo...
-And let's-- let's rock out." -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-And let's-- let's rock out." -[cheering]
But, no, parents, "I got everything under control." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
But, no, parents, "I got everything under control."...
I remember I heard my mom and my dad - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I remember I heard my mom and my dad
She was tryin' to have a whisper-fight with the nigga, but you can't whisper - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She was tryin' to have a whisper-fight with the nigga, ...
So, my mom's whisperin', and then my dad goes, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
So, my mom's whisperin', and then my dad goes,
Now you're just tryin' to identify witnesses. Are they credible? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now you're just tryin' to identify witnesses. Are ...
Are they not credible? But you fucking did it! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Are they not credible? But you fucking did it!
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs]
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie-talkies and these bikes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie...
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can't handle shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can...