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It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

It's 2020!How come we still peein' hobbled over like dogs and toddlers and shit?

It's 2020!
How come we still peein' hobbled over like dogs and toddlers and shit?

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It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over
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like dogs and toddlers and shit?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:24
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet,
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applaudi...
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. Especially in public. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. ...
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!"...
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public,
-Grown! -[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
-Grown! -[laughing]
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out and piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out an...
Meanwhile, dudes have been standin' upright for centuries, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Meanwhile, dudes have been standin' upright for centuri...
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, and you want equal fuckin' pay. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, ...
They got little games in the urinal, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They got little games in the urinal,
Even the stall where they shit, sometimes, it don't have a door. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Even the stall where they shit, sometimes, it don't hav...
They're like, "Shit happens back here, and if you don't wanna see shit, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They're like, "Shit happens back here, and if you ...
Just don't come back here if you don't wanna look at nobody shittin', you fool." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Just don't come back here if you don't wanna look ...
Can't even move around. I got tired of this shit one day. I cracked the door. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Can't even move around. I got tired of this shit one da...
I'm peeing with the door cracked. I can't take it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I'm peeing with the door cracked. I can't take it....
What was unnatural is she saw me, she screamed, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
What was unnatural is she saw me, she screamed,
Make eye contact with me. This is the revolution right here." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Make eye contact with me. This is the revolution right here....
My girl talked about kids a lot... while we was traveling. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
My girl talked about kids a lot... while we was traveling.
She kept bringin' this fucking corny heteronormative shit into my life. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She kept bringin' this fucking corny heteronormative sh...
Wouldn't this be so much better if we were experiencing this with kids?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Wouldn't this be so much better if we were experiencing...