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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

It's $30,000 a unit andit really doesn't do anything." Then I'm in the sky, I take a...

It's $30,000 a unit and
it really doesn't do anything." Then I'm in the sky, I take a shit,
the plane's half a pound heavier, boom, into a mountain

Full Transcript

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It's $30,000 a unit and it really doesn't do anything."
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Then I'm in the sky, I take a shit, the plane's half a pound heavier,
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boom, into a mountain.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:33
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know...
Fuck are you-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Fuck are you--
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Candy Crush like that? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Ca...
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's weird. I don't like any of this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's w...
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin' games and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin...
I think you should go ahead and do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I think you should go ahead and do it."
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till the plane takes off!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till th...
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit like that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit...
You do it when the nigga drivin' the plane says it's time to do it! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You do it when the nigga drivin' the plane says it'...
That's the opportune time." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That's the opportune time."
I'm not goin' in the sky with this bitch, she actin' up on the ground. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not goin' in the sky with this bitch, she acti...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughing]
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
Like, she likes to, like, say shit to me like she's reminding me I'm a woman. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, she likes to, like, say shit to me like she's rem...
She's like... [grumbles] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
She's like... [grumbles]
Goofy ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Goofy ass."
Are you on your period?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Are you on your period?"
[yells] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[yells]
I balled my fist up and punched the wall, and then I just hurt my hand real bad. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I balled my fist up and punched the wall, and then I just hu...
Nothin' happened. So I was like, "Let me chill." So I was just like, "Aaah! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Nothin' happened. So I was like, "Let me chill.&qu...