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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

It's weird. So I had to stop-- I was like, "I can't be a partof this shit. This is goofy."...

It's weird. So I had to stop-- I was like, "I can't be a part
of this shit. This is goofy." I was done with it
when it landed on Aziz Ansari

Full Transcript

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It's weird. So I had to stop--
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I was like, "I can't be a part of this shit. This is goofy."
00:00:05.038 --> 00:00:07.674
I was done with it when it landed on Aziz Ansari.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:12
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this."
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she could beat that nigga's ass. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she ...
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applaudi...
The end of that blog should've been, "Then I punched that dumb nigga in the face... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
The end of that blog should've been, "Then I punch...
And left his goddamn apartment." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And left his goddamn apartment."
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a 5′5″ Indian nigga. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a...
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't never heard this statement. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't...
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[cheering]
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but white women... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but wh...
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding]
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it's a brand of feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it'...
You can't be about all women, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You can't be about all women,
You just know your white women needs - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You just know your white women needs
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding]
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just be real. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just ...
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding]
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism,
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet,
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applaudi...