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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

So I get out the shower, I check the door,the shit is unlocked. I was livid!

[laughing] So I get out the shower, I check the door,
the shit is unlocked. I was livid!

Full Transcript

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So I get out the shower, I check the door, the shit is unlocked. I was livid!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:10
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare you don't lock the door." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare...
She was like, "I don't get the big deal." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
She was like, "I don't get the big deal."
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to fuckin' happen!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to ...
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded.&...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like, "Yeah, go check." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like...
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go check. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go ch...
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at the end of the day. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at t...
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the rent." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the ...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughing]
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering]
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
[chuckles] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[chuckles]
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions about the world, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions ab...
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at the TV. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at th...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
[laughs]
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don't know what he's on. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don...
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "Yeah, fuck that, do it all!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "...
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "It's so great." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "...
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:21
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing."...