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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Don't want an astute fucking-- I do want a weird one.I do want a little weird one, though

[laughs] Don't want an astute fucking--
[grunts] I do want a weird one.
I do want a little weird one, though

Full Transcript

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[laughs]
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Don't want an astute fucking-- [grunts]
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I do want a weird one. I do want a little weird one, though.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:50
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don't know what he's on. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don...
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "Yeah, fuck that, do it all!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "...
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "It's so great." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "...
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:21
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing."...
I hate that little fuckin' girl, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I hate that little fuckin' girl,
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause she annoying, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause s...
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch.
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn't have. It's dope. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn'...
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitch, we get it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitc...
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin' it that's fuckin' trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin�...
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Right? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Righ...
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the planet. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the plane...
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we all did bad." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we...
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong.&quo...
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid,
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one cares about the future. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one car...
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on a plane - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on ...
-"You want some Sprite, little nigga?" -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
-"You want some Sprite, little nigga?" -[cheering]
A lot of shit goin' on. It would be weird to bring kids-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
A lot of shit goin' on. It would be weird to bring kids...
I don't know. Just color with the other color, then, bitch. Go away." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
I don't know. Just color with the other color, then, bi...