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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

The other day, I was in the shower, she went to the storeand she didn't lock the fuckin'...

[laughs] The other day, I was in the shower, she went to the store
and she didn't lock the fuckin' door

Full Transcript

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The other day, I was in the shower,
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she went to the store and she didn't lock the fuckin' door.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:28
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties soaped up. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties...
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They go...
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a lot of dick, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a l...
Solid titties. You understand what I'm sayin'? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Solid titties. You understand what I'm sayin'?
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughing]
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare you don't lock the door." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare...
She was like, "I don't get the big deal." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
She was like, "I don't get the big deal."
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to fuckin' happen!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to ...
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded.&...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like, "Yeah, go check." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like...
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go check. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go ch...
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at the end of the day. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We both might end up suckin' this dude's dick at t...
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the rent." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And, bitch, you're on the balls, 'cause I pay the ...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughing]
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-Let's not talk about the shit." -[cheering]
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
[chuckles] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[chuckles]
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions about the world, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions ab...
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at the TV. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at th...