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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

So we take these shrooms

[laughs] So we take these shrooms

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So we take these shrooms...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:08
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do...
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:23
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit...
They stole everything in this motherfucker!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
They stole everything in this motherfucker!"
'Cause everyone steals. I'm not saying you're the only one that steals. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
'Cause everyone steals. I'm not saying you're...
Everybody steals. Niggas steal, black people steal, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Everybody steals. Niggas steal, black people steal,
Try to get back some of this shit. So put some at Joe's, put some over here..." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
Try to get back some of this shit. So put some at Joe's...
Their own shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Their own shit."
We don't have shit. We're trash." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We don't have shit. We're trash."
It's trash. It's all just young, ignorant-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's trash. It's all just young, ignorant--
Let me borrow a Rembrandt for two million for one month, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Let me borrow a Rembrandt for two million for one month,
Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?"
Go somewhere, people are like, "Flowers in America don't look like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Go somewhere, people are like, "Flowers in America don&...
She was like, "What's the big deal? You seen a mummy before." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
She was like, "What's the big deal? You seen a mum...
And we work that nigga like Joe Jackson worked the Jackson 5. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And we work that nigga like Joe Jackson worked the Jackson 5...
Take your ass down to Ohio." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:17
Take your ass down to Ohio."
Like, "Maybe it's not as rapey, or maybe it's rapey - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Like, "Maybe it's not as rapey, or maybe it's...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughing]
I just feel like people are ballsy now 'cause of who the president is, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I just feel like people are ballsy now 'cause of who th...
Think they can take fucking shots - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Think they can take fucking shots
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent,