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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I've never thought I could dono shit like that a day in my life

[laughs] I've never thought I could do
no shit like that a day in my life

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I've never thought I could do no shit like that a day in my life.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:31
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I thought about havin' all the money. I thought, "If I get all the money, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
I thought about havin' all the money. I thought, "...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
[laughing]
You get to the place you're supposed to be, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You get to the place you're supposed to be,
We've never seen any of this shit before. Let's just try to be cool," right? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We've never seen any of this shit before. Let's ju...
Which is new shit for me, 'cause I'm a grown-up, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Which is new shit for me, 'cause I'm a grown-up,
I used to be able to travel like this. "Let's sleep all day - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I used to be able to travel like this. "Let's slee...
We get to London, I'm like, "We still got some time, let's go to a fuckin' museum." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
We get to London, I'm like, "We still got some tim...
But we're not that old, so we took mushrooms first, 'cause, yeah... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
But we're not that old, so we took mushrooms first, �...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[laughs]
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And we're like, "Let's get out, let's do...
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:23
I was high as shit. I walked in, I was like, "Holy shit...
They stole everything in this motherfucker!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
They stole everything in this motherfucker!"
'Cause everyone steals. I'm not saying you're the only one that steals. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
'Cause everyone steals. I'm not saying you're...
Everybody steals. Niggas steal, black people steal, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Everybody steals. Niggas steal, black people steal,
Try to get back some of this shit. So put some at Joe's, put some over here..." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
Try to get back some of this shit. So put some at Joe's...
Their own shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Their own shit."
We don't have shit. We're trash." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We don't have shit. We're trash."
It's trash. It's all just young, ignorant-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's trash. It's all just young, ignorant--
Let me borrow a Rembrandt for two million for one month, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Let me borrow a Rembrandt for two million for one month,
Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?"