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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Let's say, miraculously, we had some cisgender womanwho gets all the way to the NFL

Let's say, miraculously, we had some cisgender woman
who gets all the way to the NFL

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Let's say, miraculously,
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we had some cisgender woman who gets all the way to the NFL.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:05
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wind - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wi...
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam!
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackled once, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackle...
You, ma'am, say you out-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You, ma'am, say you out--
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're like, "This was the night." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're li...
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love every single one of you. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love ...
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy bitches' butts." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy ...
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like that to us again." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like ...
I didn't see no dicks, but I've been hit by a dick before." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I didn't see no dicks, but I've been hit by a dick...
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was crazy, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was cra...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to manipulate situations - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to mani...
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women...
The most empowering thing is to know even in the dire straits, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
The most empowering thing is to know even in the dire strait...
You can always choose, and sometimes choosing to say "Fuck you" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
You can always choose, and sometimes choosing to say "F...
-[applauding] -And if we don't pass that down - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
-[applauding] -And if we don't pass that down
It's weird. So I had to stop-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's weird. So I had to stop--
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
That's when I was really like, "Fuck this."
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she could beat that nigga's ass. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
There's not a woman in here who doesn't think she ...
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
-That's what I'm sayin'. -[cheering, applaudi...