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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Meanwhile, dudes have beenstandin' upright for centuries, spellin' their names in the...

Meanwhile, dudes have been
standin' upright for centuries, spellin' their names in the snow!

Full Transcript

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Meanwhile, dudes have been standin' upright for centuries,
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spellin' their names in the snow!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:51
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, and you want equal fuckin' pay. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, ...
They got little games in the urinal, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They got little games in the urinal,
Even the stall where they shit, sometimes, it don't have a door. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Even the stall where they shit, sometimes, it don't hav...
They're like, "Shit happens back here, and if you don't wanna see shit, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They're like, "Shit happens back here, and if you ...
Just don't come back here if you don't wanna look at nobody shittin', you fool." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Just don't come back here if you don't wanna look ...
Can't even move around. I got tired of this shit one day. I cracked the door. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Can't even move around. I got tired of this shit one da...
I'm peeing with the door cracked. I can't take it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I'm peeing with the door cracked. I can't take it....
What was unnatural is she saw me, she screamed, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
What was unnatural is she saw me, she screamed,
Make eye contact with me. This is the revolution right here." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Make eye contact with me. This is the revolution right here....
My girl talked about kids a lot... while we was traveling. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
My girl talked about kids a lot... while we was traveling.
She kept bringin' this fucking corny heteronormative shit into my life. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She kept bringin' this fucking corny heteronormative sh...
Wouldn't this be so much better if we were experiencing this with kids?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Wouldn't this be so much better if we were experiencing...
Shut up. I don't know, maybe I'll do it, but not..." Mm! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Shut up. I don't know, maybe I'll do it, but not.....
I don't fucking... Plus, when I do have a kid, I'ma buy a Asian baby. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I don't fucking... Plus, when I do have a kid, I'm...
'Cause, like, kids cost money when you a fuckin' gay person. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause, like, kids cost money when you a fuckin' g...
When somethin' costs money, you know what costs the most, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
When somethin' costs money, you know what costs the mos...
I need to pull up with my Asian baby, hop out in that foreign-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I need to pull up with my Asian baby, hop out in that foreig...
This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand.
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I probably will, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I...
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever...