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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Please help." I'm not sayin' trans women aren't women.I'm not one of those corny-ass--...

Please help." [laughing, applauding] [chuckles] I'm not sayin' trans women aren't women.
I'm not one of those corny-ass-- Trans women are women,
shut the fuck up, but when one of those women's hands
is big enough to palm a football

Full Transcript

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Please help."
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[laughing, applauding]
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[chuckles]
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I'm not sayin' trans women aren't women. I'm not one of those corny-ass--
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Trans women are women, shut the fuck up,
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but when one of those women's hands is big enough to palm a football...
Duration
15 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:43
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
And she's cavin' the other woman's chest in, we gotta make some notes... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And she's cavin' the other woman's chest in, ...
Maybe figure out a new approach, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Maybe figure out a new approach,
They're contourin', waxin' all the shit. They're doin' everything you do, goofy. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They're contourin', waxin' all the shit. They...
What are you sayin'? Lombardi Trophy, here we come! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
What are you sayin'? Lombardi Trophy, here we come!
You thought we was gonna get to a NFL championship - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You thought we was gonna get to a NFL championship
She was like, "We could do it... regular cisgendered women... she could..." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
She was like, "We could do it... regular cisgendered wo...
Let's say, miraculously, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Let's say, miraculously,
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wind - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wi...
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam!
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackled once, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackle...
You, ma'am, say you out-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You, ma'am, say you out--
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're like, "This was the night." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're li...
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love every single one of you. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love ...
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy bitches' butts." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy ...
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like that to us again." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like ...
I didn't see no dicks, but I've been hit by a dick before." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I didn't see no dicks, but I've been hit by a dick...
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was crazy, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta be like, "This is what happened, and it was cra...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[laughs]
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to manipulate situations - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Yes. All these dudes in power were using their power to mani...
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If we never speak to that choice, we are disempowering women...