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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Right? They think, like, I don't know, "What if the pilot takes usinto a mountain today...

Right? They think, like, I don't know, "What if the pilot takes us
into a mountain today 'cause he hates his fuckin' life?" Or, "What if the engine fails?"
That's normal thoughts

Full Transcript

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Right? They think, like, I don't know,
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"What if the pilot takes us into a mountain today
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'cause he hates his fuckin' life?"
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Or, "What if the engine fails?" That's normal thoughts.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:39
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you pis...
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there,
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the chemical company... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the...
It's $30,000 a unit and it really doesn't do anything." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's $30,000 a unit and it really doesn't do anyth...
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know...
Fuck are you-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Fuck are you--
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Candy Crush like that? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Ca...
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's weird. I don't like any of this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's w...
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin' games and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin...
I think you should go ahead and do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I think you should go ahead and do it."
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till the plane takes off!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till th...
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit like that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit...
You do it when the nigga drivin' the plane says it's time to do it! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You do it when the nigga drivin' the plane says it'...
That's the opportune time." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That's the opportune time."
I'm not goin' in the sky with this bitch, she actin' up on the ground. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not goin' in the sky with this bitch, she acti...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughing]
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
Like, she likes to, like, say shit to me like she's reminding me I'm a woman. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, she likes to, like, say shit to me like she's rem...
She's like... [grumbles] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
She's like... [grumbles]