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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

So I get in the Uber,and as soon as he hears my accent, the motherfucker goes off

So I get in the Uber,
and as soon as he hears my accent, the motherfucker goes off

Full Transcript

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So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent,
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the motherfucker goes off.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:58
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--"
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my balls. Get out of here. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
[laughs]
We are such a better country than the president." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
We are such a better country than the president."
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president.
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering, applauding]
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden Corral buffets. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden...
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. Garbage shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. G...
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants,
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!"
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "Oh, we in the history books." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "...
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House,
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[cheering, applauding]
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been presidential. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been...
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason.
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the black-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the b...
They my friends. Let 'em out." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
They my friends. Let 'em out."
He killed a general of another country - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
He killed a general of another country
Killed this man, and first of all, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Killed this man, and first of all,