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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Think they can take fucking shots 'cause they thinkour country's in despair

Think they can take fucking shots 'cause they think
our country's in despair

Full Transcript

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Think they can take fucking shots
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'cause they think our country's in despair.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:54
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent,
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--"
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my balls. Get out of here. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
[laughs]
We are such a better country than the president." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
We are such a better country than the president."
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president.
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering, applauding]
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden Corral buffets. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden...
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. Garbage shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. G...
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants,
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!"
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "Oh, we in the history books." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "...
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House,
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[cheering, applauding]
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been presidential. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been...
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason.
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the black-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the b...
They my friends. Let 'em out." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
They my friends. Let 'em out."
He killed a general of another country - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
He killed a general of another country