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This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

This motherfucker right here?He's from Thailand

This motherfucker right here?
He's from Thailand

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This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:49
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I probably will, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I...
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever...
You make 'em so they can be like, "That nigga was here." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You make 'em so they can be like, "That nigga was ...
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, "They were a person." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, &q...
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody's good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody&...
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' damage the child. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' dama...
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not,
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fucking you up a little, 'cause... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fu...
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm really fucked up." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm...
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all right job - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all ri...
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up,&qu...
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin' hate you!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin&#...
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then--
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them niggas, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them ...
I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit right. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit...
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parents, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parent...
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you kno...
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they thought they were keeping you - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they though...
They were trying to have those late-night conversations, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They were trying to have those late-night conversations,
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's asleep at 10:30, you idiot. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's...