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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Very early, we brought hima serious prob-- We're like, "Hey, Mr. President,kids are...

Very early, we brought him
a serious prob-- We're like, "Hey, Mr. President,
kids are bringing guns to schools

Full Transcript

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Very early, we brought him a serious prob--
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We're like, "Hey, Mr. President, kids are bringing guns to schools.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:22
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?"
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- that's what I always say. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- th...
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is all fucked up, still. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is al...
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, Christmas... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, C...
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we'll celebrate the holidays again - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we&...
Right now, she's not workin', right? And when I met my girl, she all the-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Right now, she's not workin', right? And when I me...
I was broke. She made a lot of money. But now, it's the opposite. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I was broke. She made a lot of money. But now, it's the...
What the fuck am I gonna do a holiday with you for? It's not fair. It's not equal. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
What the fuck am I gonna do a holiday with you for? It'...
We're not having equal transactions, like two adults should. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We're not having equal transactions, like two adults sh...
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fucking gift - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fuc...
"This is from my heart, and I mean it." "Bitch, I don't want a back rub from you! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
"This is from my heart, and I mean it." "Bitc...
So, no. No holidays. I don't want to bring a kid into this. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
So, no. No holidays. I don't want to bring a kid into t...
Now I gotta pay for her, pay for you, do all this shit, protect you both - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Now I gotta pay for her, pay for you, do all this shit, prot...
You know, I get that I'm wearin' the outfit, but, nigga, I can't fight. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You know, I get that I'm wearin' the outfit, but, ...
Chill! These fuckin' underwears don't give me superpowers, honey. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Chill! These fuckin' underwears don't give me supe...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties soaped up. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties...
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They go...
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a lot of dick, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a l...