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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

We're not having equal transactions,like two adults should

We're not having equal transactions,
like two adults should

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We're not having equal transactions, like two adults should.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:37
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Holiday? No. I buy her a Louis bag
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fucking gift - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I gotta look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fuc...
"This is from my heart, and I mean it." "Bitch, I don't want a back rub from you! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
"This is from my heart, and I mean it." "Bitc...
So, no. No holidays. I don't want to bring a kid into this. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
So, no. No holidays. I don't want to bring a kid into t...
Now I gotta pay for her, pay for you, do all this shit, protect you both - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Now I gotta pay for her, pay for you, do all this shit, prot...
You know, I get that I'm wearin' the outfit, but, nigga, I can't fight. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You know, I get that I'm wearin' the outfit, but, ...
Chill! These fuckin' underwears don't give me superpowers, honey. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Chill! These fuckin' underwears don't give me supe...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties soaped up. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's crazy... to leave a woman in the shower, titties...
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I pop these shits out the bra, they only go to here. They go...
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a lot of dick, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Not a lot of wear and tear 'cause I don't take a l...
Solid titties. You understand what I'm sayin'? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Solid titties. You understand what I'm sayin'?
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughing]
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare you don't lock the door." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Livid. I was like, "Yo, that's fucked up. How dare...
She was like, "I don't get the big deal." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
She was like, "I don't get the big deal."
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to fuckin' happen!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
You don't leave it loose, willy-nilly, for anything to ...
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I take all types of ass, but not the one that's faded.&...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughs]
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like, "Yeah, go check." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I said, "Babe, did you hear that?" She's like...
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go check. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If there's a whole nigga in here, we both need to go ch...