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What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

What a presumptuous,bold fuckin' move, to pack bagsyou don't got fuckin' arms for!

What a presumptuous,
bold fuckin' move, to pack bags
you don't got fuckin' arms for!

Full Transcript

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What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move,
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to pack bags you don't got fuckin' arms for!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:36
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
[laughs]
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell."
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I goddamn roll. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I g...
Hell's wrong with you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Hell's wrong with you?"
"Mm." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
"Mm."
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their favorite shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their...
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want--
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:18
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?"
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit."
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin' dead up here," you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin&#...
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, "This is how God intended it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, &qu...
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who the fuck do we think we are? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who...
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case of an emergency." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case o...
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the point man? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the...
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this man drinks! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this...
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all the niggas! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all...
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how most-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how...
Right? They think, like, I don't know, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Right? They think, like, I don't know,
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical