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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

What to do? Aaaah!" And then I just told the truth

What to do? Aaaah!" And then I just told the truth

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What to do? Aaaah!"
00:00:03.503 --> 00:00:04.879
And then I just told the truth.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:36
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I was like, "I'm afraid to die!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I was like, "I'm afraid to die!"
[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[applauding]
Actually, death is inevitable, I know it's gonna happen. I'm not afraid to die." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Actually, death is inevitable, I know it's gonna happen...
I think about bein' that one asshole floatin' on a piece of wing... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I think about bein' that one asshole floatin' on a...
In the middle of the ocean way more than I think about death. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
In the middle of the ocean way more than I think about death...
On some Life Of Pi shit. "Just live, nigga." No! That's trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
On some Life Of Pi shit. "Just live, nigga." No! T...
If someone says, "I'm a survivor," they're fucked up a bit. They ain't clean. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
If someone says, "I'm a survivor," they'...
I survive a plane crash, now my arm's lopsided like this forever. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I survive a plane crash, now my arm's lopsided like thi...
Forever, I just gotta be like this when I talk to people. That's trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Forever, I just gotta be like this when I talk to people. Th...
I can't pick nothin' up, forever. I can't grip with it, I can't grab shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I can't pick nothin' up, forever. I can't gri...
Or I float on a deserted island, and then it's just like, "Fight for your life!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
Or I float on a deserted island, and then it's just lik...
I don't give a fuck about life enough to fight for it, for real. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I don't give a fuck about life enough to fight for it, ...
Like, every time I watch Cast Away, I'm like, "Nigga, just be dead! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, every time I watch Cast Away, I'm like, "Nig...
This is ridiculous!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
This is ridiculous!"
Like, y'all preparin' for some shit but y'all won't tell us what it is. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, y'all preparin' for some shit but y'all...
[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[applauding]
They do weird shit. They just get lost in the woods for no-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
They do weird shit. They just get lost in the woods for no--
But when you think about it, when mudslides hit, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
But when you think about it, when mudslides hit,
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs]
-[laughs] -[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[laughs] -[applauding]