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Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Why you actin' likeyou never been nowhere?" She thought I was being oneof those people...

Why you actin' like
you never been nowhere?" She thought I was being one
of those people that go to another country and act like
it's so much better than America

Full Transcript

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Why you actin' like you never been nowhere?"
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She thought I was being one of those people that go to another country
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and act like it's so much better than America.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:32
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Go somewhere, people are like, "Flowers in America don't look like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Go somewhere, people are like, "Flowers in America don&...
She was like, "What's the big deal? You seen a mummy before." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
She was like, "What's the big deal? You seen a mum...
And we work that nigga like Joe Jackson worked the Jackson 5. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And we work that nigga like Joe Jackson worked the Jackson 5...
Take your ass down to Ohio." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:17
Take your ass down to Ohio."
Like, "Maybe it's not as rapey, or maybe it's rapey - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Like, "Maybe it's not as rapey, or maybe it's...
[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[laughing]
I just feel like people are ballsy now 'cause of who the president is, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I just feel like people are ballsy now 'cause of who th...
Think they can take fucking shots - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Think they can take fucking shots
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
So I get in the Uber, and as soon as he hears my accent,
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Eurgh! Trump! Bleurgh! When are you guys gonna do--"
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my balls. Get out of here. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like you don't have your fuckin' problems. Lick my...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
[laughs]
We are such a better country than the president." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
We are such a better country than the president."
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If we were, he wouldn't be the fucking president.
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering, applauding]
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden Corral buffets. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden...
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. Garbage shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. G...
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants,
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!"
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "Oh, we in the history books." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "...