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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Wouldn't this be so much betterif we were experiencing this with kids?" "Bitch, no! No, it...

Wouldn't this be so much better
if we were experiencing this with kids?" "Bitch, no! No, it wouldn't be better.
I don't want fucking kids. Shut up

Full Transcript

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Wouldn't this be so much better if we were experiencing this with kids?"
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"Bitch, no! No, it wouldn't be better. I don't want fucking kids. Shut up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:44
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
Shut up. I don't know, maybe I'll do it, but not..." Mm! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Shut up. I don't know, maybe I'll do it, but not.....
I don't fucking... Plus, when I do have a kid, I'ma buy a Asian baby. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I don't fucking... Plus, when I do have a kid, I'm...
'Cause, like, kids cost money when you a fuckin' gay person. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause, like, kids cost money when you a fuckin' g...
When somethin' costs money, you know what costs the most, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
When somethin' costs money, you know what costs the mos...
I need to pull up with my Asian baby, hop out in that foreign-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I need to pull up with my Asian baby, hop out in that foreig...
This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
This motherfucker right here? He's from Thailand.
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I probably will, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
A fucking kid... Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I...
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Eventually, "Just fuckin' fine. Have one. Whatever...
You make 'em so they can be like, "That nigga was here." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You make 'em so they can be like, "That nigga was ...
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, "They were a person." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, &q...
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody's good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody&...
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' damage the child. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' dama...
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not,
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fucking you up a little, 'cause... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fu...
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm really fucked up." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm...
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all right job - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all ri...
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up,&qu...
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin' hate you!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin&#...
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then--
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them niggas, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them ...