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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Y'all gettin' tight, like,"What does she mean, regular..." First of all, he's not gay, he...

Y'all gettin' tight, like,
"What does she mean, regular..." First of all, he's not gay, he just did it
the best he could, you know?

Full Transcript

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Y'all gettin' tight, like, "What does she mean, regular..."
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First of all, he's not gay, he just did it the best he could, you know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:04
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs]
What are we gonna do when trans bitches start beatin' up regular bitches? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
What are we gonna do when trans bitches start beatin' u...
Not gonna lie. I don't wanna be in a fight with one of these motherfuckers. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Not gonna lie. I don't wanna be in a fight with one of ...
"Let them fight!" "No, get this nigga off me." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
"Let them fight!" "No, get this nigga off me....
Please help." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
Please help."
And she's cavin' the other woman's chest in, we gotta make some notes... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And she's cavin' the other woman's chest in, ...
Maybe figure out a new approach, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Maybe figure out a new approach,
They're contourin', waxin' all the shit. They're doin' everything you do, goofy. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They're contourin', waxin' all the shit. They...
What are you sayin'? Lombardi Trophy, here we come! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
What are you sayin'? Lombardi Trophy, here we come!
You thought we was gonna get to a NFL championship - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You thought we was gonna get to a NFL championship
She was like, "We could do it... regular cisgendered women... she could..." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
She was like, "We could do it... regular cisgendered wo...
Let's say, miraculously, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Let's say, miraculously,
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wind - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's what she'd have to be to cut through the wi...
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
She's flat-chested, and she just... bam, bam, bam, bam!
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackled once, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She's gonna get to the NFL, she's gonna get tackle...
You, ma'am, say you out-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You, ma'am, say you out--
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're like, "This was the night." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
You've sweated your pussies out dancing. You're li...
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love every single one of you. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's like, "Ooh, look at you sexy bitches. I love ...
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy bitches' butts." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I would love to put my dick on every single one of you sexy ...
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like that to us again." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
You dirty, nasty man. Don't you ever say anything like ...