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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

You can be autistic and annoying, bitch

You can be autistic and annoying, bitch

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You can be autistic and annoying, bitch.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:22
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn't have. It's dope. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn'...
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitch, we get it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitc...
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin' it that's fuckin' trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin�...
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Right? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Righ...
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the planet. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the plane...
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we all did bad." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we...
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong.&quo...
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid,
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one cares about the future. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one car...
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on a plane - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on ...
-"You want some Sprite, little nigga?" -[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
-"You want some Sprite, little nigga?" -[cheering]
A lot of shit goin' on. It would be weird to bring kids-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
A lot of shit goin' on. It would be weird to bring kids...
I don't know. Just color with the other color, then, bitch. Go away." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
I don't know. Just color with the other color, then, bi...
I'm not gonna act like I have the answers. I think that's the problem. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not gonna act like I have the answers. I think that...
I think sometimes, people-- Even I have this, as a queer person. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I think sometimes, people-- Even I have this, as a queer per...
I think also, sometimes, people be confused and be attacking. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I think also, sometimes, people be confused and be attacking...
You know what I mean? You're so confused until, like, "It ain't right!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
You know what I mean? You're so confused until, like, &...
There's a bunch of gray, and we don't have all the answers yet, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
There's a bunch of gray, and we don't have all the...
And it's okay to be uncomfortable, it's okay to be confused. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And it's okay to be uncomfortable, it's okay to be...
That's what's not okay. But you can-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That's what's not okay. But you can--