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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

You make 'em so they can be like,"That nigga was here." You know?

You make 'em so they can be like,
"That nigga was here." You know?

Full Transcript

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You make 'em so they can be like, "That nigga was here."
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You know?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:19
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, "They were a person." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You die, you hope your kid's still alive to be like, &q...
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody's good. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I just think I'ma be bad at the shit, you know? Nobody&...
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' damage the child. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Everyone's doin' a little bit to fuckin' dama...
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause you were damaged, so how could you not,
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fucking you up a little, 'cause... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, "I could really fuck you up, but I'm only fu...
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm really fucked up." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
There's a lot that could go wrong, 'cause I'm...
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all right job - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Everybody. The only way you know you're doing an all ri...
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
If your kids are never like, "Hey, you fucked me up,&qu...
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin' hate you!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
If you got a kid who's 40, still like, "I fuckin&#...
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
That, and if you lose one of them niggas, then--
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them niggas, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't wanna be one of the ones that lose one of them ...
I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit right. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I'ma be bad, 'cause no one-- no one does this shit...
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parents, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
No one in here fully, a hundred percent trusted their parent...
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You've heard 'em have fucked-up arguments, you kno...
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they thought they were keeping you - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You've seen their lives be in shambles when they though...
They were trying to have those late-night conversations, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They were trying to have those late-night conversations,
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's asleep at 10:30, you idiot. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
'Cause they're dumb. It's like, no one's...
They're like, "Now's the time to talk about it. Get down to the bottom of shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
They're like, "Now's the time to talk about i...
"How are we gonna pay this?" "Your mother sucks!" "What is my house? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
"How are we gonna pay this?" "Your mother suc...
I can't trust anyone in this motherfucker." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I can't trust anyone in this motherfucker."