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Sam Morril: You've Changed

'Cause someone struggling,you're like, "Hang in there, buddy." Then you see another guy,...

'Cause someone struggling,
you're like, "Hang in there, buddy." Then you see another guy, he's like,
"I just got a promotion at work, got the best wife in the world
and I love my little girl." I'm sitting on the toilet hungover,
like, "Fuck this motherfucker

Full Transcript

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'Cause someone struggling, you're like, "Hang in there, buddy."
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Then you see another guy, he's like, "I just got a promotion at work,
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got the best wife in the world and I love my little girl."
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I'm sitting on the toilet hungover, like, "Fuck this motherfucker.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:34
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
You think you're better than me, dude?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
You think you're better than me, dude?"
Not a porn star, just a regular person doing an ad. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
Not a porn star, just a regular person doing an ad.
And, uh, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:11
And, uh,
Not a lot of men doing paid promotional masturbation ads, huh? - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Not a lot of men doing paid promotional masturbation ads, hu...
You're not gonna see me on Instagram, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
You're not gonna see me on Instagram,
Like, "You gotta... You gotta cut that out." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
Like, "You gotta... You gotta cut that out."
'Cause I feel like women masturbate like it's a nice thing to do, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
'Cause I feel like women masturbate like it's a ni...
I feel like women are in bed like, "I suppose I could." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
I feel like women are in bed like, "I suppose I could.&...
Let's try to morph back into a human quickly. That would be nice." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
Let's try to morph back into a human quickly. That woul...
That's a... That's a good man." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
That's a... That's a good man."
I... I travel. I see a lot of parts that I maybe wouldn't see if I didn't do this. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
I... I travel. I see a lot of parts that I maybe wouldn'...
And I was recently in, uh, Springfield, Missouri. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
And I was recently in, uh, Springfield, Missouri.
The only weapons we really saw, like, maybe a ninja star in Chinatown, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
The only weapons we really saw, like, maybe a ninja star in ...
They are easy to hate, but then you hold one, and you're like, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:16
They are easy to hate, but then you hold one, and you'r...
[chuckles] You date someone new, you find out they have either, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
[chuckles] You date someone new, you find out they have eith...
My favorite gun enthusiast is the one who's like, "It's for emergencies only." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
My favorite gun enthusiast is the one who's like, "...
"Oh, shit." [chuckles] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
"Oh, shit." [chuckles]
Hope it doesn't come to this, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
Hope it doesn't come to this,
Not a lot of guns in New York City, which is... is probably for the best. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
Not a lot of guns in New York City, which is... is probably ...
It's densely populated. The people are pretty unhinged. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
It's densely populated. The people are pretty unhinged.