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Sam Morril: You've Changed

Every time, they're like, "Lifeis precious, but so is Walmart." So

Every time, they're like, "Life
is precious, but so is Walmart." So

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Every time, they're like, "Life is precious, but so is Walmart." So...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:47
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
You better hope it's not a Super Walmart, or that baby's toast. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
You better hope it's not a Super Walmart, or that baby&...
You walk in like, "I'm gonna get some sporting goods, some groceries, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:19
You walk in like, "I'm gonna get some sporting goo...
[chuckles] I love that I'm getting applause breaks on dead baby jokes - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
[chuckles] I love that I'm getting applause breaks on d...
This venue has history, and I'm like, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:14
This venue has history, and I'm like,
The other day he goes, "Uncle Sam, you wanna play a game?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:21
The other day he goes, "Uncle Sam, you wanna play a gam...
Would you rather be a sex slave to a pedo - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:16
Would you rather be a sex slave to a pedo
It's your choice." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
It's your choice."
I feel like these kid shows, when I was young, though, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
I feel like these kid shows, when I was young, though,
And now even kid shows, they sneak in a political agenda. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
And now even kid shows, they sneak in a political agenda.
One of the Muppets was like, "Leaving home is hard." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
One of the Muppets was like, "Leaving home is hard.&quo...
Harder to make a republican kid show, but that's the one I wanna see, you know? - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Harder to make a republican kid show, but that's the on...
Big Bird is just like, "Look, some of these Muppets come here - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
Big Bird is just like, "Look, some of these Muppets com...
And I'm scared, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
And I'm scared,
The news is so upsetting now, with the war, so violent, so much bloodshed. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
The news is so upsetting now, with the war, so violent, so m...
It... It really makes you long for the days - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
It... It really makes you long for the days
[stammers] Person who doesn't know there's a joke coming. There's a... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
[stammers] Person who doesn't know there's a joke ...
[chuckles] Totally strange. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
[chuckles] Totally strange.
I choose odd times to take a stand." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
I choose odd times to take a stand."
I, uh... [chuckles] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
I, uh... [chuckles]
An 80-something-year-old man's in the ER, his condition's unknown, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
An 80-something-year-old man's in the ER, his condition...