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Sam Morril: You've Changed

First thing that happens,I'm going through security, they take my lube. It was my fault....

First thing that happens,
I'm going through security, they take my lube. [chuckles] It was my fault. It was too big a lube.
I rolled the dice. I live dangerously

Full Transcript

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First thing that happens, I'm going through security,
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they take my lube. [chuckles]
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It was my fault. It was too big a lube. I rolled the dice. I live dangerously.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:17
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
But it was the way he took it. He didn't say, "I'm taking this." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
But it was the way he took it. He didn't say, "I&#...
Please." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:11
Please."
I think she just says, "I'm hungry," and... and it just disappears in the air. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
I think she just says, "I'm hungry," and... a...
I'm not trying to generalize, but I do feel like all women, uh... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
I'm not trying to generalize, but I do feel like all wo...
All of you who have ever lived, you get very cranky when you're hungry. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
All of you who have ever lived, you get very cranky when you...
It must be tough to date a woman in a third-world country, I would think. I... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
It must be tough to date a woman in a third-world country, I...
I feel like every boyfriend there is like, "This is bullshit." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
I feel like every boyfriend there is like, "This is bul...
We get to a restaurant, in walks a woman with enormous fake breasts, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
We get to a restaurant, in walks a woman with enormous fake ...
But my girlfriend goes, "Oh, that's what you like?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
But my girlfriend goes, "Oh, that's what you like?...
I see a Panda Express, I look." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
I see a Panda Express, I look."
And you're like, "This ain't good." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
And you're like, "This ain't good."
But you finish it, and you're like, "Pretty good." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
But you finish it, and you're like, "Pretty good.&...
You walk in like, "This is gonna be excellent." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
You walk in like, "This is gonna be excellent."
I think, uh, I'm a deeply unhappy man, and tonight's the night I end it all." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
I think, uh, I'm a deeply unhappy man, and tonight'...
The night of, I'm like, "I'll move to Cleveland for this chick. I don't care." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:16
The night of, I'm like, "I'll move to Clevela...
Like right before we sleep together, she goes "This, I will surely regret." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
Like right before we sleep together, she goes "This, I ...
I'm going down on her, and she's taking her time. And... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
I'm going down on her, and she's taking her time. ...
The whole time I'm down there, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
The whole time I'm down there,
It was at least 22 minutes, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
It was at least 22 minutes,
Yeah. And if anyone's wondering, that show does hold up. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
Yeah. And if anyone's wondering, that show does hold up...