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Sam Morril: You've Changed

I know you don't like itwhen women spend the night." I said, "They're just jokes."She...

I know you don't like it
when women spend the night." I said, "They're just jokes."
She goes, "There's truth to every joke." I said, "Sometimes you're messing around."
And she goes, "I'm leaving." I said, "Sincerely,
I hope you spend the night, a morning, whatever the hell this is

Full Transcript

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I know you don't like it when women spend the night."
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I said, "They're just jokes." She goes, "There's truth to every joke."
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I said, "Sometimes you're messing around." And she goes, "I'm leaving."
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I said, "Sincerely, I hope you spend the night,
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a morning, whatever the hell this is.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:15
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
You might even have a fun day with me tomorrow. You never know." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
You might even have a fun day with me tomorrow. You never kn...
And I do a sad, slow pathetic walk back to my bed, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
And I do a sad, slow pathetic walk back to my bed,
And I roll over and I text Chase, "I'm back, motherfucker." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
And I roll over and I text Chase, "I'm back, mothe...
And, uh, you ever hang out with a gay guy so much - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
And, uh, you ever hang out with a gay guy so much
I heard he's got a huge dick." And I was like, "Really?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
I heard he's got a huge dick." And I was like, &qu...
I was like, "I heard that guy's got a massive hog." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
I was like, "I heard that guy's got a massive hog....
We were talking about HPV, which, by the way, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
We were talking about HPV, which, by the way,
The doctor was like, "You have HPV." And I was like, "Oh, no!" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:14
The doctor was like, "You have HPV." And I was lik...
It's a direct quote from my doctor. "Did you fuck in your 20s?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:13
It's a direct quote from my doctor. "Did you fuck ...
They're gonna agitate the nerve in my neck." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:14
They're gonna agitate the nerve in my neck."
[audience laughing] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
[audience laughing]
The worst person I ever dated tried to reach out to reconnect with me. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
The worst person I ever dated tried to reach out to reconnec...
She calls me from a blocked number. I have the same number since I was a kid. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
She calls me from a blocked number. I have the same number s...
I pick up. I say, "Hello." She goes, "It's me." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:14
I pick up. I say, "Hello." She goes, "It'...
And she goes, "Can you talk?" And I was like, "Oh, it's a... it's a bad time." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:19
And she goes, "Can you talk?" And I was like, &quo...
[audience cheering] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
[audience cheering]
"Hey, sorry. It's Melinda. Again. Can I call you back or something?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
"Hey, sorry. It's Melinda. Again. Can I call you b...
"What time should I call?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
"What time should I call?"
She writes, "I just have a very quick question. Trust me, please." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
She writes, "I just have a very quick question. Trust m...
Don't worry, it's nothing salacious, like, at all. I promise." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
Don't worry, it's nothing salacious, like, at all....