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Sam Morril: You've Changed

I see a Panda Express, I look." And then one day you're alone,that's all you eat, is Panda...

I see a Panda Express, I look." And then one day you're alone,
that's all you eat, is Panda Express

Full Transcript

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I see a Panda Express, I look."
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And then one day you're alone, that's all you eat, is Panda Express.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:41
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
And you're like, "This ain't good." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
And you're like, "This ain't good."
But you finish it, and you're like, "Pretty good." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
But you finish it, and you're like, "Pretty good.&...
You walk in like, "This is gonna be excellent." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
You walk in like, "This is gonna be excellent."
I think, uh, I'm a deeply unhappy man, and tonight's the night I end it all." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
I think, uh, I'm a deeply unhappy man, and tonight'...
The night of, I'm like, "I'll move to Cleveland for this chick. I don't care." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:16
The night of, I'm like, "I'll move to Clevela...
Like right before we sleep together, she goes "This, I will surely regret." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
Like right before we sleep together, she goes "This, I ...
I'm going down on her, and she's taking her time. And... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
I'm going down on her, and she's taking her time. ...
The whole time I'm down there, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
The whole time I'm down there,
It was at least 22 minutes, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
It was at least 22 minutes,
Yeah. And if anyone's wondering, that show does hold up. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
Yeah. And if anyone's wondering, that show does hold up...
Yeah, with my mouth, I was licking. But with my mind, I was like, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:17
Yeah, with my mouth, I was licking. But with my mind, I was ...
Just a wooden delivery. "I came." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
Just a wooden delivery. "I came."
I was like, "Did you just No Country for Old Men me with your cooch?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
I was like, "Did you just No Country for Old Men me wit...
She touched my arm to console me as she did it, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
She touched my arm to console me as she did it,
Like... She's like, "Wait a second. Can you curl 25 pounds?" - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:11
Like... She's like, "Wait a second. Can you curl 2...
Never look at an ex's social media, ever. Don't do it. Don't. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Never look at an ex's social media, ever. Don't do...
You know what I mean? Smiling in a wedding dress? Nice try. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
You know what I mean? Smiling in a wedding dress? Nice try.
Sad. Sad when people can't move on with their life. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Sad. Sad when people can't move on with their life.
You gotta... You gotta get laid." And I was like, "Hell, yeah." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
You gotta... You gotta get laid." And I was like, "...
But then, that voice in your head is like, "It will make you sad if you do that." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:13
But then, that voice in your head is like, "It will mak...