Just a guy trying to make a buck, dipping his head out the window,"Where you going?" So,...
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Just a guy trying to make a buck, dipping his head out the window,
"Where you going?" So, you know, I give him my home address,
and, uh, he goes, "$60." And I'm like,
"I'm not paying you $60. It's two miles." He goes, "You fucking pussy." I said, "You're a lowlife."
He goes, "You loser." I said, "You're the loser,
you're driving around alone at 4:00 a.m." He goes, "You're a bigger loser.
You walk alone at 4:00 a.m." I said, "I hope your car crashes
and it bursts into flames." He goes, "I hope you get robbed and beaten in the head with a pipe
and sodomized." I go, "Eat shit." He goes, "Fuck you." And then we paused, and I was like, "$50."
"Where you going?" So, you know, I give him my home address,
and, uh, he goes, "$60." And I'm like,
"I'm not paying you $60. It's two miles." He goes, "You fucking pussy." I said, "You're a lowlife."
He goes, "You loser." I said, "You're the loser,
you're driving around alone at 4:00 a.m." He goes, "You're a bigger loser.
You walk alone at 4:00 a.m." I said, "I hope your car crashes
and it bursts into flames." He goes, "I hope you get robbed and beaten in the head with a pipe
and sodomized." I go, "Eat shit." He goes, "Fuck you." And then we paused, and I was like, "$50."
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Just a guy trying to make a buck,
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dipping his head out the window,
"Where you going?"
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So, you know, I give him my home address,
and, uh, he goes, "$60."
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And I'm like,
"I'm not paying you $60. It's two miles."
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He goes, "You fucking pussy."
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I said, "You're a lowlife."
He goes, "You loser."
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I said, "You're the loser,
you're driving around alone at 4:00 a.m."
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He goes, "You're a bigger loser.
You walk alone at 4:00 a.m."
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I said, "I hope your car crashes
and it bursts into flames."
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He goes, "I hope you get robbed
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and beaten in the head with a pipe
and sodomized."
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I go, "Eat shit." He goes, "Fuck you."
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And then we paused, and I was like, "$50."
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Movie Summary
Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
