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The only weapons we really saw, like, maybe a ninja star in Chinatown
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Sam Morril: You've Changed

The only weapons we really saw,like, maybe a ninja star in Chinatown, but that's nota...

The only weapons we really saw,
like, maybe a ninja star in Chinatown, but that's not
a great self-defense weapon

Full Transcript

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The only weapons we really saw, like, maybe a ninja star in Chinatown,
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but that's not a great self-defense weapon.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:16
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
They are easy to hate, but then you hold one, and you're like, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:16
They are easy to hate, but then you hold one, and you'r...
[chuckles] You date someone new, you find out they have either, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
[chuckles] You date someone new, you find out they have eith...
My favorite gun enthusiast is the one who's like, "It's for emergencies only." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
My favorite gun enthusiast is the one who's like, "...
"Oh, shit." [chuckles] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
"Oh, shit." [chuckles]
Hope it doesn't come to this, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
Hope it doesn't come to this,
Not a lot of guns in New York City, which is... is probably for the best. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
Not a lot of guns in New York City, which is... is probably ...
It's densely populated. The people are pretty unhinged. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
It's densely populated. The people are pretty unhinged.
But they don't have a gun, you can assume, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
But they don't have a gun, you can assume,
You bump a stranger, and you're like, "Watch where you're going, dickhead." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:14
You bump a stranger, and you're like, "Watch where...
I accidentally made eye contact with a crazy person. That's a terrible moment. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
I accidentally made eye contact with a crazy person. That�...
As a man, that is the closest you come to feeling like a woman in a bar. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
As a man, that is the closest you come to feeling like a wom...
Like, "Oh, no, we locked eyes, and now he's coming toward me, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
Like, "Oh, no, we locked eyes, and now he's coming...
You can't be like, "Oh, I don't like that, when people do that. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
You can't be like, "Oh, I don't like that, wh...
I don't feel safe right now." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
I don't feel safe right now."
He follows me, puts his hand right above mine, so it's touching. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
He follows me, puts his hand right above mine, so it's ...
He's just staring at me. Everyone on the train's watching, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
He's just staring at me. Everyone on the train's w...
That... That could have been a problem." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
That... That could have been a problem."
It's... [stammers] You gotta get out of New York every once in a while, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
It's... [stammers] You gotta get out of New York every ...
And what really upsets me about New York - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
And what really upsets me about New York
Just a guy trying to make a buck, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:36
Just a guy trying to make a buck,