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The other day he goes,
"Uncle Sam, you wanna play a game?" I said, "You got it."
He goes, "All right. Would you rather..." I was like, "Uh-oh." He goes, "Would you rather
get chased by a grizzly bear or have to swim from a shark?" And I was like, "If I had to choose,
I guess chased by a grizzly bear." And he goes, "Well, you'd be dead." Five years old,
these are the games they're playing
"Uncle Sam, you wanna play a game?" I said, "You got it."
He goes, "All right. Would you rather..." I was like, "Uh-oh." He goes, "Would you rather
get chased by a grizzly bear or have to swim from a shark?" And I was like, "If I had to choose,
I guess chased by a grizzly bear." And he goes, "Well, you'd be dead." Five years old,
these are the games they're playing
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The other day he goes,
"Uncle Sam, you wanna play a game?"
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I said, "You got it."
He goes, "All right. Would you rather..."
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I was like, "Uh-oh."
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He goes, "Would you rather
get chased by a grizzly bear
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or have to swim from a shark?"
00:00:11.803 --> 00:00:14.388
And I was like, "If I had to choose,
I guess chased by a grizzly bear."
00:00:14.472 --> 00:00:16.999
And he goes, "Well, you'd be dead."
00:00:17.308 --> 00:00:19.056
Five years old,
these are the games they're playing.
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Movie Summary
Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.