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Sam Morril: You've Changed

Would you rather be a sex slave to a pedo or get chased by a grizzly bear?" He was like,...

Would you rather be a sex slave to a pedo or get chased by a grizzly bear?" He was like, "Sex slave to a pedo." And I said,
"I think that's the move for you, because you can bounce back
from that, you know?"

Full Transcript

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Would you rather be a sex slave to a pedo
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or get chased by a grizzly bear?"
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He was like, "Sex slave to a pedo."
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And I said, "I think that's the move for you,
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because you can bounce back from that, you know?"
Duration
16 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:07
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Sammy Mo,Rotten Science,Amazon MGM Studios

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Movie Summary

Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.
It's your choice." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:08
It's your choice."
I feel like these kid shows, when I was young, though, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
I feel like these kid shows, when I was young, though,
And now even kid shows, they sneak in a political agenda. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
And now even kid shows, they sneak in a political agenda.
One of the Muppets was like, "Leaving home is hard." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
One of the Muppets was like, "Leaving home is hard.&quo...
Harder to make a republican kid show, but that's the one I wanna see, you know? - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Harder to make a republican kid show, but that's the on...
Big Bird is just like, "Look, some of these Muppets come here - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
Big Bird is just like, "Look, some of these Muppets com...
And I'm scared, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
And I'm scared,
The news is so upsetting now, with the war, so violent, so much bloodshed. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
The news is so upsetting now, with the war, so violent, so m...
It... It really makes you long for the days - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
It... It really makes you long for the days
[stammers] Person who doesn't know there's a joke coming. There's a... - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
[stammers] Person who doesn't know there's a joke ...
[chuckles] Totally strange. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
[chuckles] Totally strange.
I choose odd times to take a stand." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
I choose odd times to take a stand."
I, uh... [chuckles] - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:12
I, uh... [chuckles]
An 80-something-year-old man's in the ER, his condition's unknown, - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:09
An 80-something-year-old man's in the ER, his condition...
Don't just take it from me. We have a special expert correspondent." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:15
Don't just take it from me. We have a special expert co...
President Lincoln has been assassinated at the theater. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
President Lincoln has been assassinated at the theater.
Was Honest Abe being honest with himself? I don't know. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:06
Was Honest Abe being honest with himself? I don't know.
It is depressing watching the news, 'cause you're like, "This ain't gonna be good." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:07
It is depressing watching the news, 'cause you're ...
[stammers] Objectively, it is funny, if you're not American. - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:05
[stammers] Objectively, it is funny, if you're not Amer...
But if you live here, you're like, "This is unfortunate, for sure." - Sam Morril: You've Changed 00:10
But if you live here, you're like, "This is unfort...