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Lady there's two things I don't mess around with
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Sam Whiskey

Lady, there's two things I don't mess around with. One is an Apache squaw, and the other...

Sam Whiskey: Lady, there's two things I don't mess around with. One is an Apache squaw, and the other is the United States government

Full Transcript

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Lady there's two things I don't mess around with
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one is an Apache squaw
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and the other is the United States government
Duration
8 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:14
Uploaded
Jan 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, western
Production
Brighton Pictures,United Artists,Levy-Gardner-Laven

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Movie Summary

A widow hires an ex-gambler to retrieve gold bars from a sunken river boat in Colorado and discreetly return them to the Federal Mint, from where they had been stolen by her dead husband.
That's $100. - Sam Whiskey 00:07
That's $100.
Doggone! You did it! - Sam Whiskey 00:26
Doggone! You did it!
I'll tell you what, Samuel. - Sam Whiskey 00:16
I'll tell you what, Samuel.
Whiskey and gin - Sam Whiskey 00:25
Whiskey and gin
Sam, stop this wagon. - Sam Whiskey 00:14
Sam, stop this wagon.
Ain't we? - Sam Whiskey 00:10
Ain't we?
Tryin' to trick you into a deal - Sam Whiskey 00:15
Tryin' to trick you into a deal
It don't make sense... - Sam Whiskey 00:25
It don't make sense...
Jed? - Sam Whiskey 00:11
Jed?
Go ahead and pump. - Sam Whiskey 00:10
Go ahead and pump.
Evenin'. - Sam Whiskey 00:05
Evenin'.
Did you ever see a man run with his throat cut? - Sam Whiskey 00:06
Did you ever see a man run with his throat cut?
Where in damnation were you? - Sam Whiskey 00:12
Where in damnation were you?
You all right, Jed? - Sam Whiskey 00:11
You all right, Jed?
I've seen enough. - Sam Whiskey 00:06
I've seen enough.
Put your hands up! - Sam Whiskey 00:12
Put your hands up!
Get outta the way! - Sam Whiskey 00:09
Get outta the way!
What would Plato, Socrates, and them people have to say about this? - Sam Whiskey 00:11
What would Plato, Socrates, and them people have to say abou...
That's it. The last one. - Sam Whiskey 00:10
That's it. The last one.
Say, you know, I think maybe Sam didn't drown after all. - Sam Whiskey 00:09
Say, you know, I think maybe Sam didn't drown after all...