Hello, jock.- Morning, sir. What have you found? Six tins of condensed milk, sir. And...

Hello, jock.
- Morning, sir. What have you found? Six tins of condensed milk, sir. And this. I bought it in Galveston, sir.
To take back to my granny in Helensburgh. The old lady feels
the tea rationing pretty badly. And how are you going to make tea? I was just going to light the range
when you came in. And blow yourself to blazes? Don't you realise
the ship's full of petrol fumes? Never heard about the man who looked
for a gas leak with a lighted match? Never mind, son.
It was a good idea all the same