"Sanford and Son" quotes

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The misadventures of a cantankerous junk dealer and his frustrated son.

Director: N/A
Writer: Norman Lear
Production:
Genre: comedy
Year: 1972
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice:
Released: 14 Jan 1972
Awards: Nominated for 7 Primetime Emmys. 4 wins & 12 nominations total

19 Clips

NOW PUT YOUR SHOULDERS AGAINST THE WALL - Sanford and Son 00:13 NOW PUT YOUR SHOULDERS AGAINST THE WALL SHUT UP OH - Sanford and Son 00:04 SHUT UP OH MR SANFORD NO THAT'S NOT ELIZABETH - Sanford and Son 00:10 MR SANFORD NO THAT'S NOT ELIZABETH THIS HOUSE WAS ALWAYS DAMP EVEN MY BED WAS DAMP - Sanford and Son 00:08 THIS HOUSE WAS ALWAYS DAMP EVEN MY BED WAS DAMP YOU BIG DUMMY - Sanford and Son 00:04 YOU BIG DUMMY Yeah this is Fred Sanford - Sanford and Son 00:10 Yeah this is Fred Sanford HELLO THIS IS FRED SANFORD - Sanford and Son 00:07 HELLO THIS IS FRED SANFORD FIRST WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME FRED SANFORD - Sanford and Son 00:09 FIRST WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME FRED SANFORD MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME PLEASE UH FRED SANFORD - Sanford and Son 00:09 MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME PLEASE UH FRED SANFORD YES I DO NOT AFTER I GIVE YOU ONE ACROSS THE LIP - Sanford and Son 00:04 YES I DO NOT AFTER I GIVE YOU ONE ACROSS THE LIP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP - Sanford and Son 00:06 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP - Sanford and Son 00:04 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP How would you like one across your lip - Sanford and Son 00:05 How would you like one across your lip HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP - Sanford and Son 00:04 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP - Sanford and Son 00:06 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP - Sanford and Son 00:06 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIP YEAH DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER - Sanford and Son 00:08 YEAH DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER AND PEOPLE SAY I LOOK 55 - Sanford and Son 00:11 AND PEOPLE SAY I LOOK 55 OH THIS IS THE WORST ONE I EVER HAD SON - Sanford and Son 00:14 OH THIS IS THE WORST ONE I EVER HAD SON

Cast

Fred G. Sanford - Redd Foxx
Lamont Sanford - Demond Wilson
Aunt Esther Anderson - LaWanda Page
Bubba Bexley - Don Bexley
Grady Wilson - Whitman Mayo
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