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Santa Fake

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.

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J.M. Burris

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[toilet flushing] - Santa Fake

[toilet flushing]

Yeah, let me remind you,
you're the one who said you - Santa Fake

Yeah, let me remind you, you're the one who said you

If you're going to
eat the way you eat, - Santa Fake

If you're going to eat the way you eat,

You got to, you got
to educate your palate, - Santa Fake

You got to, you got to educate your palate,

Well, they're from, uh-- - Santa Fake

Well, they're from, uh--

I have a bet with
a friend out there about - Santa Fake

I have a bet with a friend out there about

I came in here
to stall for time, - Santa Fake

I came in here to stall for time,

-Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't
know any Christmas songs.
-[toilet flushing] - Santa Fake

-Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know any Christmas songs...

Well, sláinte. - Santa Fake

Well, sláinte.

-Piece of cake.
-[laughs] - Santa Fake

-Piece of cake. -[laughs]

Um, to be completely
honest with you, - Santa Fake

Um, to be completely honest with you,

-[Seb] What?
-It's, "Sent", it's,
"My true love sent to me". - Santa Fake

-[Seb] What? -It's, "Sent", it's, "...

-Come on, come on.
-Okay, uh. [humming] - Santa Fake

-Come on, come on. -Okay, uh. [humming]

¶ Sent to me two turtle shells ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ Sent to me two turtle shells ¶

We didn't have a mall
that he'd come to, - Santa Fake

We didn't have a mall that he'd come to,

But when you put that
first that kid on my lap, - Santa Fake

But when you put that first that kid on my lap,

[chuckles] - Santa Fake

Then it's worth it. And to
be honest, they inspire me. - Santa Fake

Then it's worth it. And to be honest, they inspire me.

Government labs, they do special
things here, experiments, - Santa Fake

Government labs, they do special things here, experiments,

They take a mouse head
and they put it on a fish. - Santa Fake

They take a mouse head and they put it on a fish.

-[laughs] I read that too.
-See? - Santa Fake

-[laughs] I read that too. -See?

Is there any way
that you can just - Santa Fake

Is there any way that you can just

¶ Five golden rings ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ Five golden rings ¶

¶ And a partridge
In a pear tree ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ And a partridge In a pear tree ¶

[chuckles] - Santa Fake

[suspenseful music] - Santa Fake

[suspenseful music]

Mr. Pat, I'm glad
that you're back. - Santa Fake

Mr. Pat, I'm glad that you're back.

-Yeah?
-The FBI came - Santa Fake

-Yeah? -The FBI came

Well, they say
they traced a phone call - Santa Fake

Well, they say they traced a phone call

-Yeah.
-Something about a big
money laundering ring. - Santa Fake

-Yeah. -Something about a big money laundering ring.

I, I, I don't really
know what that means, - Santa Fake

I, I, I don't really know what that means,

Uh, listen, I'm actually, uh,
I'm going to hit the hay, yeah? - Santa Fake

Uh, listen, I'm actually, uh, I'm going to hit the...

[sniffles] - Santa Fake

A mom or
a fire truck. [chuckles] - Santa Fake

A mom or a fire truck. [chuckles]

Yes, Vin, I'll be very busy, - Santa Fake

Yes, Vin, I'll be very busy,

Hey, Emily, we're going to
close shop early tonight. - Santa Fake

Hey, Emily, we're going to close shop early tonight.

¶ Deck the halls
With boughs of holly ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ Deck the halls With boughs of holly ¶

-Mm-hmm.
-And I make the best. - Santa Fake

-Mm-hmm. -And I make the best.

¶ La la la la ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ La la la la ¶

Do you know what we call red - Santa Fake

Do you know what we call red

¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶

The closest we got
to anything was - Santa Fake

The closest we got to anything was

[sighs] - Santa Fake

What's all the hubbub about over
here? Ain't it a little late
in the game for these kids - Santa Fake

What's all the hubbub about over here? Ain't it a ...

Uh-huh, I've taken my boys
three times to see him now. - Santa Fake

Uh-huh, I've taken my boys three times to see him now.

This cute little
accent wouldn't happen - Santa Fake

This cute little accent wouldn't happen

-Thank you very much, ma'am.
-I couldn't quite place it - Santa Fake

-Thank you very much, ma'am. -I couldn't quite pla...

-Pat Keeley!
-[suspenseful music] - Santa Fake

-Pat Keeley! -[suspenseful music]

[music intensifies] - Santa Fake

[music intensifies]

[Seb groaning] - Santa Fake

[muffled talking] - Santa Fake

[muffled talking]

-[joyful music]
-[muffled talking] - Santa Fake

-[joyful music] -[muffled talking]

[upbeat instrumental music] - Santa Fake

[upbeat instrumental music]

¶ Oh, night ¶ - Santa Fake

¶ Oh, night ¶

Santa, Santa, is that you? - Santa Fake

Santa, Santa, is that you?

Man, it makes me really upset - Santa Fake

Man, it makes me really upset

-[screaming]
-[yelling] - Santa Fake

-[screaming] -[yelling]

[light music] - Santa Fake

[sirens wailing] - Santa Fake

[sirens wailing]

-Stop it!
-[screaming] - Santa Fake

-Stop it! -[screaming]

[Agent on speaker] This is the
FBI. Pull over immediately. - Santa Fake

[Agent on speaker] This is the FBI. Pull over immediately.

[panting] I started
working for this fella - Santa Fake

[panting] I started working for this fella

[dramatic music] - Santa Fake

[dramatic music]

[screaming] - Santa Fake

-The FBI, we lost them.
-[light music] - Santa Fake

-The FBI, we lost them. -[light music]

-What's happening?
-[engine sputtering] - Santa Fake

-What's happening? -[engine sputtering]

Well, gosh, Pat.
I mean, [scoffs], this is
actually the old display truck - Santa Fake

Well, gosh, Pat. I mean, [scoffs], this is actually the old ...

-It's blood.
-[man] It's not blood. - Santa Fake

-It's blood. -[man] It's not blood.

Every now and again
he nips at my beard - Santa Fake

Every now and again he nips at my beard

[Santa chuckles] - Santa Fake

[Santa chuckles]

Sir, this is, uh,
this is great and all, - Santa Fake

Sir, this is, uh, this is great and all,

Please, it wouldn't be
Christmas if I didn't have - Santa Fake

Please, it wouldn't be Christmas if I didn't have

I go down strangers'
chimneys for a living. - Santa Fake

I go down strangers' chimneys for a living.

Sometimes it's hard
for adults to believe. - Santa Fake

Sometimes it's hard for adults to believe.

So if this is real,
why are you here? - Santa Fake

So if this is real, why are you here?

One of my elves, Alowishus,
he alerted me to your unusual - Santa Fake

One of my elves, Alowishus, he alerted me to your unusual

Well, an apprenticeship, really. - Santa Fake

Well, an apprenticeship, really.

-For what?
-I'll be 1,750 years
old next year. - Santa Fake

-For what? -I'll be 1,750 years old next year.

I can't think of anyone
I'd rather have on my team. - Santa Fake

I can't think of anyone I'd rather have on my team...

And Emily provided
the most excellent - Santa Fake

And Emily provided the most excellent

[Emily giggles] - Santa Fake

[Emily giggles]

If you haven't hadn't had
gone through what you did, - Santa Fake

If you haven't hadn't had gone through what you di...

Now, if you choose
to come work with me, - Santa Fake

Now, if you choose to come work with me,

-Yes, yes, I'd love to.
-[uplifting music] - Santa Fake

-Yes, yes, I'd love to. -[uplifting music]

[chuckles] - Santa Fake

[sighs] - Santa Fake

-[chiming]
-[Santa chuckling] - Santa Fake

-[chiming] -[Santa chuckling]

[light music] - Santa Fake

On Dancer, on Donner! - Santa Fake

On Dancer, on Donner!

-[laughing]
-Oh, you know the rest! - Santa Fake

-[laughing] -Oh, you know the rest!

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The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: J.M. Burris

Writer: J.M. Burris

Production: N/A

Genre: family

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 04 Oct 2019

Awards: 1 win

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