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I will bury you with my own bare hands! Where the hell are ya?!

I will bury you with my own bare hands! Where the hell are ya?!

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I will bury you with my own bare hands!
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Where the hell are ya?!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:26
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.
Joe, I'm in New-- I'm going to have to call you back, Joe. - Santa Fake 00:06
Joe, I'm in New-- I'm going to have to call you ba...
Okay, - Santa Fake 00:05
Okay,
Thank you for making the contents - Santa Fake 00:05
Thank you for making the contents
[sighs] - Santa Fake 00:06
[sighs]
-Wonderful. -[chuckles] - Santa Fake 00:04
-Wonderful. -[chuckles]
Hmm, a little nap did a whole - Santa Fake 00:06
Hmm, a little nap did a whole
[chuckling] Mrs., I'll tell you what, just goes to show you, - Santa Fake 00:08
[chuckling] Mrs., I'll tell you what, just goes to show...
["I Wish You A Merry Christmas"] - Santa Fake 00:05
["I Wish You A Merry Christmas"]
[chuckling] - Santa Fake 00:09
[chuckling]
Bring back the money, but leave the kid there. - Santa Fake 00:04
Bring back the money, but leave the kid there.
Humanely. No, no, no, strike that, strike that. - Santa Fake 00:04
Humanely. No, no, no, strike that, strike that.
So, as inhumanely as ticks your fancy, - Santa Fake 00:08
So, as inhumanely as ticks your fancy,
Now these are your plane tickets to Albuquerque. - Santa Fake 00:05
Now these are your plane tickets to Albuquerque.
You take the train from Albuquerque to Santa Fe. - Santa Fake 00:05
You take the train from Albuquerque to Santa Fe.
Well, 10,000 dollars, technically is mine. - Santa Fake 00:05
Well, 10,000 dollars, technically is mine.
Uh, Señora, tell me this. Where would a young man on the town get some nice threads? - Santa Fake 00:06
Uh, Señora, tell me this. Where would a young man on the tow...
Well, that'd be great, yeah. Thanks very much, Señora. - Santa Fake 00:04
Well, that'd be great, yeah. Thanks very much, Señora.
[phone beeping] - Santa Fake 00:06
[phone beeping]
You thick Mick, do you seriously think - Santa Fake 00:06
You thick Mick, do you seriously think
Now it may please you to know that two associates of mine - Santa Fake 00:07
Now it may please you to know that two associates of mine