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Santa Fake

No, seriously, Joe, I don'tknow where I would be these past few monthswithout your work

No, seriously, Joe, I don't
know where I would be these past few months
without your work

Full Transcript

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No, seriously, Joe, I don't know where I would be
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these past few months without your work.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Christmas-themed family film will follow Pat Keeley, a young man from Ireland who has emigrated to the United States and finds himself caught up in an escalating whirlwind of shenanigans that takes him from New York to Santa Fe.
[light dramatic music] - Santa Fake 00:10
[light dramatic music]
But no opening the suitcases, - Santa Fake 00:07
But no opening the suitcases,
[laughs] As soon as you've done that, - Santa Fake 00:06
[laughs] As soon as you've done that,
That's, uh, that's a lot of money for a few blocks, Joe. - Santa Fake 00:05
That's, uh, that's a lot of money for a few blocks...
[laughs] - Santa Fake 00:04
[laughs]
Do you know what the hardest thing in business is, son? - Santa Fake 00:04
Do you know what the hardest thing in business is, son?
The hardest thing in business, Pat, - Santa Fake 00:10
The hardest thing in business, Pat,
Now, trust is a valuable commodity, - Santa Fake 00:05
Now, trust is a valuable commodity,
So, Fred, I had to let him go. - Santa Fake 00:05
So, Fred, I had to let him go.
First of all, you do not dote, - Santa Fake 00:07
First of all, you do not dote,
And in the incredibly remote chance - Santa Fake 00:11
And in the incredibly remote chance
[sirens wailing] - Santa Fake 00:06
[sirens wailing]
-Let's go, Pat. It's just a few blocks. -[Joe laughing] - Santa Fake 00:16
-Let's go, Pat. It's just a few blocks. -[Joe laug...
-[Joe laughing] -Yeah, and the lovely thing is this, - Santa Fake 00:07
-[Joe laughing] -Yeah, and the lovely thing is this,
There is no paper trail to suggest - Santa Fake 00:05
There is no paper trail to suggest
[chuckling] - Santa Fake 00:05
[chuckling]
Bus 46 is pulling out, heading out west. - Santa Fake 00:05
Bus 46 is pulling out, heading out west.
[door creaking] - Santa Fake 00:05
[door creaking]
Yeah, well, um, that depends, Mrs. Ortega. - Santa Fake 00:05
Yeah, well, um, that depends, Mrs. Ortega.
Well, I'm having a special for 49.99 - Santa Fake 00:07
Well, I'm having a special for 49.99